My friends are just awful.

Here's the first installment of terribly drawn pictures (by yours truly) that were requested from my friends. In their defense, some of the pictures were fairly innocent, until my mind took a hilarious spin on it. Excluding, of course, the nine (and counting) penis requests I recieved. Dirty, dirty.



This was drawn for my buddy Kane. He's asian. And not very creative with paint requests. But damn good at math.



This one is for Shane. He was very excited and knew exactly what he was looking for when he requested Lady Gaga on a polar bear. He's been a big help in this awful project and this turned out to be one of my favorites.






Good lord. I shake my head every time I see this one. For my Spongebob-obsessed older sister (and my adorable nephew, Raiden), and I'll post the original terrifying picture over here somewhere so you can compare. It's a fairly decent episode.



For Shelbie. How the hell does one go about drawing a seahorse? Whatever I drew turned into some sort of terrifying bird-fish catastrophe, so I just improvised. Sorry Shelbs.

That's all for now, folks. If you want to request a picture for me to ruin, send me an email at superfriendly.aviator@yahoo.com. Keep in mind that I will neglect anything terribly naughty, and I refuse to draw something without any thought behind it. i.e., anything along the lines of "a dog" or "my self portrait" will NOT be drawn. You will be laughed at, unless you are particularly funny-looking, in which case I will have no problem making fun of your dumb face by drawing a crappier version of it in paint.

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